As we learned from the "Why Evolution is True", Turkey's also the farthest outlier on disbelief in evolution. Though we got the silver medal there!!

This guy's got a brain only a crowbar could love.

LOL

Well, anti-muslim bigots seem to think that pork acts like kryptonite to Muslims, even though it's basically considered equally as bad to Jews.

I had to explain to my Muslim hating, Israel loving co-workers the other day that Jews also have a dietary code that forbids pork and Jewish women also have to cover their heads.

They thought I was making shit up.

Yeah, we have a few of those videos here, and I knew a guy in the Army who loved those things. Pork-paint is a new one to me; usually you just rub your bullets in pork fat or tins of Spam.

Selling bullets with special pork paint, sounds like a scam targeting people who are nuts enough to buy into the whole magic-pork-bullet theory, yet naive enough not to know about the quick and easy, dirt cheap DIY method everybody else uses. Either that, or it's some pork barrel project (harhar) designed to sell overpriced ammunition to corrupt management types looking to blow through a budget.

We hate the Greeks so much we named a John Travolta/Olivia Newton John musical after their glorious country.

Don't even get me started on how much we hate Nigers.

My usual breakfast contains a danish, Greek yogurt, and turkey bacon. Because I'm a terrible, hateful man.

@EvilHomer: Once when i was a substitute teacher, there was a kid looking through his social studies book, when he suddenly looked up, astonished, and yelled "there's a country named Niger [he pronounced it with a hard G]. That's racist." I had a hard time holding it together.

I was thinking Glenn Beck, but either one really.