|Caminante Nocturno - 2013-06-24 |
Well, he's going to prison.
I like to think that the only way he can really and truly save his life is to admit that his action was in fact racially motivated, to allow himself the opportunity to be sequestered with the corrupt police and pedophiles doing a 25-to-life sentence in effective solitary.
I like to think this because I him to suffer in ways that don't take his stupid bigot life.
Also because I am a rage-faced bitch whenever his name comes up in conversation.
That may well be his only saving strategy.
He's not smart enough to take it. He's possessed by racist ego and the conviction he done been wronged. He hired a guy named "O'Mara" because he fears Jewish lawyers.
I have a margin of sympathy for Zimmerman. I think he's a stupid paranoiac who didn't mean to kill the kid. Based on the evidence I have seen, at least. I believe he should be charged with voluntary manslaughter and reckless endangerment and he should serve around 10 years in prison.
Throwing him away for life based on the evidence that has come out is excessive and overly vindictive. But fuck, I won't cry about it if he is.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-06-24 |
Tip: If you need a disclaimer before a joke that is longer than the joke, don't make the joke.
How can anything that Richard Pryor did be considered "new" today?
|Prickly Pete - 2013-06-24 |
Well that went as well it could've possibly went. Nobody from the audience yelled "What the fuck was that??" so I guess it was a semi-success.
Take a close look at the people in the background. They're not saying it with their mouths, but they're still saying it.
|chumbucket - 2013-06-24 |
He's paying for this lawyer. Haw! Haw!
|themilkshark - 2013-06-24 |
Zimmerman clearly got the kind of lawyer he deserves.
|StanleyPain - 2013-06-24 |
BUT TRAYVON MARTIN ONCE SAID "FUCK YOU" TO A TEACHER!!!!!!!!!!
WHY ISN'T ANYONE TELLING THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!1111
HAVE YOU HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED MARIJUANA?
HOW ABOUT GANGSTER RAP MUSIC?
DO THE MATH LIEBURULS
Rodents of Unusual Size
To me the most interesting part of this whole circus is how many people are now coming out saying how happy they are for every black kid in a gangster shirt that gets killed.
I mean, I hate oversized T shirts but not that much. Enough of your fashion fascism, America.
|Pillager - 2013-06-24 |
George better hit kickstarter for a new mouthpiece.
|Rosebeekee - 2013-06-24 |
Truely he will end up being the Johnnie Cochran of our time.
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-06-24 |
Either this guy is somehow completely insulated from reality or Zimmerman's check bounced.
|Valvados - 2013-06-24 |
The prosecutor in the last few seconds.
|gravelstudios - 2013-06-24 |
I don't understand how any judge can allow cameras in their courtroom at this point. Every lawyer now thinks their on an episode of law and order. When you treat your courtroom like a reality tv show, don't be surprised when it becomes exactly that.
|Ursa_minor - 2013-06-24 |
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-06-24 |
Wait, could he be TRYING to cause a mistrial?
|Rafiki - 2013-06-24 |
A murderer walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" And the murderer says, "'Cause I murdered somebody and now I gotta spend life in prison."
Thanks to the Stand Your Ground law, I was able to shoot before I could say "who's there?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So that he could harass and eventually murder an unarmed black teenager and be called a hero for it by other chickens.
A priest, a rabbi, and a black guy all walk into a bar. And then I shot them.
I meant to say:
"A priest, a rabbi, and a black guy all walk into a bar. I followed them in and then I shot them."
George Zimmerman who?
George Zimmer-man you've got my client all wrong he only wanted to take Trayvon Martin to the
IT HAD BEEN LONG TIME SINCE HE HAD A SCREW
WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER AND IN HIS PRIME
HE USED TO GANGBANG ALL THE TIIIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIME
|takewithfood - 2013-06-24 |
How nice of him to lob John Oliver a softball like that.
|oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2013-06-24 |
Don't hire Michael Stipe as your lawyer
|M-DEEM - 2013-06-25 |
I'm enjoying neckless racist week here at poetv!
|longwinded - 2013-06-25 |
this took several stops and plays to get through.
|Siebenstein - 2013-06-25 |
I don't get it.
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