These are for you, the thought of screaming at the top of my lungs every time I piss in a public toilet (especially airports) made my day.

Reading your comment while listening to Hamilton the Naughty Pig throwing a temper tantrum made it.



The video itself is pretty sad.

I usually just go to FYE and ask the managers when they're going to get a lifesize cardboard cutout of Rainbow Dash.

Also, stand outside Game Stop with my Attraction Sign.

The mall is where I like to forget my place in civilized society. I haven't rubbed myself on anyone yet, but one day. One day.

Wal-Mart, however, only gives me violent panic attacks.

I also enjoy rifling through retail stores that don't target my market demographic.

Oh and Pope, I also freak out in Wal-Mart. I went in there one time with my now ex wife who was worried about how claustriphobic it feels in there. I said not to worry, we'd be in and out of there. Right away, at the "cart handing station" we were bombarded and mobbed by the smelliest crowd of people I've ever run into (outside of a Skynyrd concert). That set off a chain reaction of pure horror for me every second I was in there.

Kids running around everywhere.
Carts just lying about with people staring at the frozen shrimp freezer.
The constant use of the PA system.
The "music" piped over the same system.
Those annoyingly huge rollback signs, everywhere.
Old people wandering aimlessly through the "furniture" department.

Wal-mart is just a nightmare for me.

I read that as "smallest crowd of people"

The latter. Apparently a lot of her songs have to do with her real-life relationships with young men of varying fame levels.

Basically she made an entire album of nothing but dumb-as-shit break up/relationship songs and did a zillion interviews in which she talked nothing but shit about her ex boyfriend (who was some other bland, generic pop star just like her, I can't remember who) and pretty much her whole "Artistic" schtick, if you can call it that is OMG BOYZ pretty much.
Any women who call her out on this shitty behavior are instantly labelled as "women who are too afraid to support other women" by Swift and her fans.

Also, my understanding of Twitter is limited, but I don't think you can put spaces in a hashtag.

You can on Tumblr.

I don't know about the rest of the US, but here in Texas, she's practically impossible to avoid. Back when I worked in a Texan-themed hotel, I'd hear her music at least three times a shift.

Like those above me said, she's been in several short celeb relationships, and all of her songs can fit into one of three categories;

1) Ohh we're so in love.
2) Ohhh my father/friends/society/etc doesn't want us to be together, but our love is so strong I don't care, we're like Romeo and Juliet and shit.
3) Oh no we broke up and I hate him now.

Yes, she actually does have a song where she compares her current romance to Romeo and Juliet, only the song has a happy ending instead of everyone involved dying.