This of course correctly places me as a late 90s early 2000s reader of CMJ, mostly because it came with a free CD, 90% of the songs on them being crap. Yes, I was a college radio DJ, my secret shame of the late 90s. I would like to take personal responsibility for playing Momus. Had I not, we may have avoided that much more pretension in the world.
You must now endure 5 years of shut-ins who's sole interests revolve around anime and video games calling you a hipster on the internet. Congratulations!