cognitivedissonance  - 2013-07-10
Well, at least he can't legally kill anybody, otherwise we'd finally have a Caligula Part Two: Reincarnated And Lovin' It.
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memedumpster - 2013-07-10
Wait, why did this version of the story leave out the part where he was jumped by kitchen staff and beaten? Last I heard he was still in cri... oh, wait, I was fantasizing again. Sorry.
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TheOtherCapnS - 2013-07-10
Looks like the Singing Dancing Boy had to go potty. Someone must have given them caffeine, it makes Singing Dancing Boy and His Pals start getting fussy and loud.
Relavent Onion article:
http://tinyurl.com/dx4669y
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Sivak - 2013-07-10 Related Onion video: Nation Agrees Justin Bieber's Inevitable Meltdown Could Be Interesting To Watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLEwJ4VGWtI
I don't like this kid. Never have. But we're watching someone destroy themselves in the public eye, and the reaction of most onlookers is to rubberneck as he spirals out of control and profess concern while they watch or to point and laugh.
We are the new Rome, only instead of handing poor fuckers a sword and throwing them to the Colosseum and force them to fight until they die we hand them a record contract and force them in front of cameras until they snap.
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M-DEEM - 2013-07-10 If getting drunk and pissing in a bucket is an indication of a burgeoning downward trajectory, then by god myself and most of the people I know should be dead or in prison.
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WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2013-07-11 http://tinyurl.com/5uljr42
Your Obsessive Love Or Hatred Of Me Means Nothing In The Grand Scheme Of Geological Time
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sosage - 2013-07-10
If I was 16-25 and wasted, "Fuck Bill Clinton" would have been comedy gold.
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snothouse - 2013-07-10
What is this, his Oddfuture audition?
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OxygenThief - 2013-07-10
I don't know why it fills me with so much joy to watch this little kid turn into a total cunt.
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RockBolt - 2013-07-10
I'm sure the minimum wage staff are so honored by him pissing in their kitchen, they probably already put a plaque on the wall memorializing the event
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THA SUGAH RAIN - 2013-07-10
My understanding is that he was a well managed singing and dancing monkey until he hooked up with a couple D list child rappers who started leeching on him and informing him on the ways of how to be a wild child and an idiot.
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Riskbreaker - 2013-07-10
Who stole that man's beer?
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Vaidency - 2013-07-11 Bill Clinton, apparently.
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M-DEEM - 2013-07-10
Back when I was a lad the big rumor was that one of the New Kids on the Block had drank a thermos full of semen, or something. And we all thought that was pretty disgusting.
These days I just think that's pretty hardcore.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-07-10
I've hated everything about this kid since I first heard about him however many years ago. I hope he blows away like a fart in a hurricane.
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RocketBlender - 2013-07-11
The next time you guys are having an off day and feeling bad about yourselves, always remember this; somewhere out there, there's a Justin Bieber fan who is actually jealous of a filthy mop bucket. You're not doing too bad.
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Blue - 2013-07-11 What if you're that fan?
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Blue - 2013-07-11 Not for me, I'm asking for a friend.
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RocketBlender - 2013-07-11 Poor friend, I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to help them. Or anyone.
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zerdzer - 2013-07-11
check out that shitty, awful, american culture
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RocketBlender - 2013-07-11 Actually, singing dancing boy and his posse are Canadian. He came down here just to piss in our mop buckets.
On a side note, I have never had my friends anywhere near me as I piss. Is this a new thing for kids now? Having your friends about as you piss in places?
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CuteLucca - 2013-07-11 Friends who pee together, stay together. Girls have known about this for decades.
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Koda Maja - 2013-07-11 Never crossed streams before, RocketBlender?
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CIWB - 2013-07-11
The most offensive thing about this is that Justin Bieber was able to contact Bill Clinton and apologize.
He shouldn't have that kind of access to a former president, and Bill Clinton shouldn't be even be aware that this little puke exists.
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Old_Zircon - 2013-07-11 He AMOGed the fuck out of that bucket.
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Crackersmack - 2013-07-11
Maybe he's mad about NAFTA and repealing Glass-Steagall.
Given the dire consequences of these two massive disasters, "Fuck Bill Clinton" should be a sentiment that ALL Americans share.
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-07-11
I'm supposed to meet Mr. Bieber in person at 2PM tomorrow.
I'm anxious to see if he's as big a douche as I think he is.
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RocketBlender - 2013-07-12 I'm hoping for a full report here next time I check it.
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