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RocketBlender - 2013-07-11

Please PLEASE tell me there's a list of rules, laws, and punishments somewhere for me to read. Please.

memedumpster - 2013-07-11

This should be an FBI recruitment video.

memedumpster - 2013-07-11

(this actually looks kind of fun)

RocketBlender - 2013-07-12

I hate to say it, but yeah, it actually kind of does. I wouldn't mind playing a lawyer in a fake court.

Jet Bin Fever - 2013-07-12

I did mock trial in high school. It was not very fun at all.

BHWW - 2013-07-11

In Da Juggalo Family justice system, the people are represented by Milenko and DA DARK CARNIVAL. These are their stories.

:doink doink:

Toenails - 2013-07-11

:whoop whoop:

cognitivedissonance - 2013-07-12


garcet71283 - 2013-07-12

Juggalo Justice week?

Prickly Pete - 2013-07-12

I don't know if it's already on here, but, if you want Juggalo justice then look up videos of last year's Gathering when somebody was caught stealing things from tents and loading them up in their car. When Juggalos found the car they tore it to SHREDS. What was left didn't even look like anything resembling a car anymore. Then someone hitched it to the back of a truck and paraded it around the camp grounds as a trophy of sorts. That's what they get for stealing shit.

THA SUGAH RAIN - 2013-07-12

Juggalo Justice Week concludes with a lot of napalm.

EvilHomer - 2013-07-12

That's the one where it turned out the car they trashed wasn't even the thief's, right? The car was stolen. Some poor working Joe who probably never even heard of ICP got his stolen car crushed by juggalos. And the thief was merely "banished", told to take a hike. A parole violating, car stealing, on-the-run felon was released back into the wild so a pack of juggalos could destroy a car owned by a law-abiding citizen living a thousand miles away.

That's what they get for stealing shit.

Prickly Pete - 2013-07-12

Yeah I also heard it was stolen. So either way at last it was destroyed. I mean after it's stolen it's stolen; if my car gets stolen I don't really give a shit what happens to it after that, right? What difference does it make whether it was destroyed by Juggalos, wrecked, sold for parts, or driven around for the next 20 years? Either way I'm just taking the insurance for it being stolen. It's not as if you get less insurance money if it's destroyed by Juggalos, right? As far as what happened to the felon, I have no idea what happened to him. I'm not sure how you do but would be interested in a link or something to some info if'n you've got one. I imagine that after being busted and identifying the owner of the car (if he was identified, idk those details) he probably pressed charges, right? Idk, it's kind of inconsequential, right?

EvilHomer - 2013-07-12

It could have been returned to it's owner.

You catch the thief, call the cops, cops show up, hey this guy's car was reported as stolen, says it's registered to a Mr Prickly J Pete of Shangri La, OH, here's your car back sir.

I will concede that the juggalo way is more entertaining, however.

EvilHomer - 2013-07-12

That said, if MY car got stolen and I found out it ended it's life as a side attraction for a bunch of drunk juggalos, I swear to Celestia, I'd firebomb their next festival.

Prickly Pete - 2013-07-12

That said and MY car got stolen and I knew it was taken to the Gathering Of The Juggalos where it was filled with stolen goods and then torn apart I'd be proud as shit. Maybe I'm biased because I am one, but I have tons of ICP merchandise and I always thought, "If this gets stolen, at least it's by someone who will enjoy it. Or if not, it's exposed to someone who hadn't seen/heard it before." Taking a car full of stolen goods to the Gathering is the same as driving it full speed into a tree. You don't blame the tree, do you?

EvilHomer - 2013-07-12

No, I wouldn't blame the tree, but if somebody else steals my car and drives it into the forest, whereupon a group of juggalos commandeer my stolen car and start driving it repeatedly into every tree they can find, then I'm blaming absolutely everybody involved.

Prickly Pete - 2013-07-12

I think the better answer would've been, "Ok so Juggalos have the same intelligence as a tree?" But you didn't go there. And I appreciate that.

EvilHomer - 2013-07-12

I would never do that. Juggalos are far more intelligent than trees, probably at least as intelligent as a fairly clever family of gerbils.

Prickly Pete - 2013-07-12

Thank you! I think so too! Family! Family! FAMILY! FAMILY!

EvilHomer - 2013-07-12

You know, I've been wondering about that whole Family thing. If juggalos are all one family, then doesn't that make every romantic relationship between juggalos, statutory incest? Is there anything in Juggalo Law about this, and have the Juggalo courts made any important rulings on the matter?

Prickly Pete - 2013-07-12

What? You guys are thinking about this way more than we are.

boner - 2013-07-12

♫ You're a crook, Captain Hook. ♫

Louddetective - 2013-07-12

God bless you boner, take my stars

Prickly Pete - 2013-07-12

Thank you! I think so too! Family! Family! FAMILY! FAMILY!

Prickly Pete - 2013-07-12

I incorrectly posted that ironic reply here on account of my drunkness. Look above for correct context.

Vesuvius - 2013-07-12

This is basically the court scene from idiocracy, made real

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