|themilkshark - 2013-07-22 |
Ugghhhh but dude I totally got a divergent attitude that I spent a summer before 4th grade cultivating, and my new tatts will totally drive that home for like billions of views.
|The God of Biscuits - 2013-07-22 |
Annoying tattoo girl is right though. It's really obnoxious to hear christmas songs for several months around the holiday. And, not coincidentally, all of the christmas songs they play are from the '50s because the baby boomers want everything to be exactly like when they were kids.
The real "war on christmas" is the incessant commercialization of a holiday that's supposed to be about solemn time with your family.
I think I prefer the 50's Christmas songs to the modern remakes, usually by pop singers whose careers have long ago slipped into mediocrity and who think incorporating hip-hop and rap into "The Carol of the Bells" is just what the holiday season was lacking.
What's even worse is when they try to compose new Christmas songs. I bet the NSA uses them for torturing detainees.
|Binro the Heretic - 2013-07-22 |
If we would just agree to accept the bullshit gift-giving "holidays" corporate America keeps trying to create, they wouldn't need to bludgeon us with longer and longer Christmas seasons every year.
|HarrietTubmanPI - 2013-07-22 |
"She's a young girl... talking about herself."
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-07-22 |
I'm guessing you only posted this because she's your type JHM.
Precisely. Internet creeper perv extraordinaire.
John Holmes Motherfucker
A young girl talking about herself? Wow, I haven't heard that one all day. I've got one star for Harriet Tubman's smug and overused sexist reference. I'm sitting on it right now, but if you want to kiss it, I'll gladly get up.
I posted this clip because it seemed poeworthy. I posted this youtuber because, appearances notwithstanding, I think her movie reviews are thoughtful, intelligent, and substantial. So, you're right, asshole, totally my type.
John Holmes Motherfucker
I stopped coming here for a while because I had decided that most of you were assholes. When I returned, it wasn't because I'd decided that I was wrong, it was because it's decided that I could live with it.
I like her movie reviews. Suck my dick.
|Mother_Puncher - 2013-07-22 |
She is attractive and I hate Christmas too. I wonder what her armpits smell like
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2013-07-22 |
So where are her suicidegirls pics at?
|memedumpster - 2013-07-23 |
No memory of the past, combined with first world comfort.
|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2013-07-23 |
I don't know where she gets "3 months" from. Everyone could give a shit about christmas come january and october is too early even for the mass consumer.
THA SUGAH RAIN
Oh and was Iron Man 3 about Iron Man saving santa clause or something? I don't get that reference.
Dude Wal-Mart starts putting up Christmas shit in September here in Florida.
|Pope Caius - 2013-07-23 |
And what's the deal with airline food?
|RedHood - 2013-07-23 |
NO MORE "GEEKY" GIRLS ALLOWED ON INTERNET PLEASE...oh wait.
|Paracelsus - 2013-07-23 |
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