You did it.

THIS ISN'T FROM THE SMS VERSION, COCKSUCKER.

This is... and Ronald's appearance is far creepier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqyAgAcbAfU

But obviously it lacks the amazing soundtrack.

Soundtrack by the asshole who mans the sound fx board on your local D-grade morning zoo radio show.

Ronald was mentored by Coily the Spring Sprite. But then he took things too far.

When I was 7 or 8, my grandparents got me a brand new NES game. It was called McKids, and it was next to unplayable.

I played the fuck out of it, because I was 7, and that was the only new game I got that year. Never did beat it, and even game genie couldn't help make it fun. Stars for making me remember that crap.

Also, I still remember turning on Super Metroid for the first time and HOLY CRAP THE GAME TALKS! I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard somewhere ages ago that that voice clip that plays supposedly used up a big chunk of the cartridge's memory. No idea if that's true.

Anyway, my point here is that depending on when this game came out, it's scary to think that opening song may have blown some kid's minds.

Okay, last time I comment on this, I swear. I went to look up a gameplay video to see what kind of game it even was. I understand it's your company logo, virgin media, but having a McDonald's game meant for kids groaning 'viiiirgin!' at the player the moment you turn the console on seems like a bad idea.