He didn't entirely say that. He did however compare his preferred translation of the scriptures to his preferred method of disposing of urine and fecal matter...Which is almost as good.

He didn't say that word for word, but substantially that's what it meant.

The great thing about having the bible on your phone is you can easily skip right to the sex.

My favorite bit is the one where a traveler goes to stay in this guy's house, and some bandits show up demanding that the homeowner let them rape his guest, but the homeowner's a good host so he gives the bandits his hot jailbait daughter instead, and she gets gangraped to death on their porch, and then the dude takes his daughter's corpse and chops it into little pieces and stuffs said pieces into this bigass bag, and he dumps the pieces of his daughter all over the floor of the Temple, so God gets all apeshit pissed and the priests declare this wicked sick Jihad and the Israelites find out where the bandits came from and then they rape and butcher every man, woman, and child in the bandit's home city.

That story shows up with two or three slightly different variations in two or three different places in the Bible. Shit's tight, yo.

I never thought I'd ever say this, but Molotov Mitchell is ten times the Christian as this person, and is more likely to do something positive with the religion.

EvilHomer, which book is that in again? I uh...am curious.

I googled "video submission 101" and all that came up were a lot of wrasslin' sites.

Yes, your sacrifice is pleasing to Odin, memedumpster. The Gods shall lend their strength to yours when next you stand in the shield-wall.

I aint like no Culkin
cause here I aint home alone
got no time for sulkin
got the havamal on my phone

the sun it aint so bright now
and I aint got no fear
I got myself a Wo-Tan
and a twenty four of beer