I thought they all ate Counselor Troi's pie.

A dramatization of why people quit this site.

Not me, though; I want to hear the best part.

Then what happened?

THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

"Spock's like a toothbrush"

Not any worse than the Abrams remake.

"Yo yo, check. It's Wrath of Kahn but like it starts with Kirk's dad gettin wasted, yo, and his mom's squirtin out Kirk like a photon torpedo while there's all the fire and explosions and shit. Then there's some Ferraris and Kirk's macking on this chick at a bar and she's tellin him to go to school and shit but school's for fags so we skip over that part. Then everyone's running around all like "9/11! 9/11!" and they have to give Kirk space measles so his blow up all puffy and shit. Spock's mom gets wasted and Kirk's like "yo mama" and Spock loses his shit and they fight then they fight the other guy and the bosses are like it's cool bro here are the keys ship's yours."

"That's Voyager Dude!" I nearly pissed myself laughing.