In YouTube comment land, the person who dies with the most toys wins, women never divorce because the man they married is an asshole, and everything is always about money.

Oh, and sex should be purchasable, because that's the only way they'll get laid... until they run into that whole "we reserve the right to refuse business for any reason" thing.

Oh my god is somebody astroturfing the MRA movement now?

Why would you want more men to marry?

"Men are acting rationally in opting out of education..."

I can stop you right there.

This actually made me laugh.

So where's the video that explains why men are opting out of jobs? Is that cuz they'll lose respect, too?

Hold on. Tell me more about this opting out of work thing.

I love the incredibly lazy graphics in this. It's so utterly neo-con humor wrapped up in a nutshell.

The reason I'm single and have a crappy job is that I'm "opting out". I'm not a loser, I'm part of a revolutionary movement perched on the cusp of social change!

Ladies, you can't get a date because video games are better than you. Why would a man spend 0 dollars on a date to a fancy restaurant when he can spend half that much on a Steam sale and just masturbate to the most attractive characters?

You can ruin your financial futures at the bars if you want! I've got a copy of Skullgirls and a good credit rating, and that's all I need to have a good time!

So...um...what is your argument?

:D Oh my, how silly this is.

1. People certainly still look at you sideways if you aren't married by 30 something.

2. More couples are practicing open relationships and polyamory than ever, and that's something less creepy than a 50 year old man trying to pick up girls at a club (though that's common, and they're married).

3, 4, 5. XD what type of reasoning is this?

6. Unless you have no anxiety or depression issues, don't live at home with your parents, and have opted into facebook, not so much.

Can you really get a degree in derping? Cause I'll certainly go into debt if I can be allowed to spout nonsense, and be taken seriously by a sliver of the population.

1. Because women aren't interested in balding short guys with glasses and no eyebrows. Or at least they don't come to my house and bang on my door so I'm just guessing here.

Is this a joke or something? Men don't want to get married because they'll be locked in the attic?

How about, more men aren't getting married because we're less religious now and have higher education rates?