Excellent payoff.

Holy fuck!

That, I did not expect.

Bouncers.

I like to think that this shop is staffed by world champion Judoka or something.

Something wonderful happened in there.

They're Wild Rebels,
crunchy, fruity rebels.
Pouring milk on them
is like shooting off a gun.

Wild Rebels,
punchy, crunchy rebels,
don't bust your teeth on
something sweet and hard!

They won't get soft or squishy,
better eat 'em or your a sissy,
just pound 'em down, you stupid clown,
they're Wiiiiild!