That managed to be worse than I expected. The game looks like an original Xbox title.

Loyd Kaufman's acting has been getting gradually worse, since the subtlety of his role in Rocky.

This looks to be a masterclass on how to waste ~2 million dollars.

I hope everyone responsible for this launch gets sent to the guillotine. I will never forgive the XBone for ruining B Orchid; that the other titles on offer are equally as horrible is just icing on the cake.

You guys should stick around for the actual gameplay footage. The only game-relevant plot points are established at 10:30, and the gameplay begins around 11:00.

This is an HD remake of some obscure Sega CD title, right?

The comments are worth a skim, too.

I.R.I.S., you ain't GLaDOS and you never will be.

Did anyone else mistake this game for a work of subversive genius at first? And mistake the opening FMV for a Tim and Eric skit at second?

So have we moved passed the era of 80s pixelated junk being the hot retro fad, and on to 90s FMV junk?

I remember some kind of demo reel for this game YEARS ago. I figured it just kind of died off somewhere.

And to be fair, I'm trying to think of a release that's coming out on these new consoles that isn't either crap or a re-hash of an existing franchise (Call of Duty) or a shinier version of already tired game formats (fightin', collecting stars, etc.). The ps4 looks to have just a little more variety, but not by much.

Meh. It looks like the game studios need to improve themselves, not the hardware providers. I'm just hoping these beefier consoles don't fuck up the next Fallout game the way they did the previous ones with their memory limitations.

This reminds me I need to finish off battlestar galactica

They missed out on a great Product tie-in opportunity by not making it "Four Loko Cycle"