Remember, Bobby, COMMUNISTS never get the girl!

Time for neurotic Evelyn to take some Valium.

Brought to you courtesy of "The Greatest Generation".

Also, "Rod Hunter"? Are you fucking KIDDING me? What dipshit let that name glide in under the radar? I'm betting the guy who came up with it was thinking they would make him change the name and was totally delighted when they didn't.

Peter McGibbon has the right idea...

The point of this was to make people like Susie feel bad for excluding people Marion, right? Or was it to tell Marions that if you don't get invited to the party you'll be alone and unhappy forever like your parents?