Awwww. I was hoping it would be me.

Wulp, congratulations Chance. And sorry Change, but you missed it by one letter. Better luck next time.

The Jewelry Channel is going hardcore.

I only upvoted this because it gave me the sudden urge to copy all of Archies videos to another channel, then sell the ad space as "knock-off" ArchieLuxury. I think that would be a more fitting tribute to just giving him content to pimp, no?

I want Archie to start a new series, showcasing the most luxurious public toilets in Brisbane.