M-DEEM  - 2013-12-14
Time to take the lithium
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-12-14
Michael Vale, passed into that great donut drive-thru in the sky in 2005.
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Bort - 2014-01-23 He would have made a great Nexus-6, though.
I've seen crazy shit
It's time to make the donuts
Then it's time to die
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infinite zest - 2013-12-14
I loved these commercials when I was a kid, but what adult in their right mind would see this commercial and say "Hey, I want to work at a Dunkin Donuts!" Most commercials, especially from that era featured actors who had big smiles and made employment at fart food places look stress-free and fun.
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boner - 2013-12-15 fart food
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Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2013-12-14
Existentially speaking, man is condemned to make the donuts.
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infinite zest - 2013-12-14 donuts are condemned to be free if a receipt is not issued.
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boner - 2013-12-15 http://i.imgur.com/14SxD.jpg
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That guy - 2013-12-15 Ode to Time to Make the Donuts
O circle of circles, spun round
The axis of vertical toil
O sphincter encrusted gold-brown
As earth in her mantle of soil
O fried-deep torus of Ceres
What universe waits to be dunked?
The crumb of such days, o good man
as cakens and cakens the veins,
in coffee and milk, o brave man
as wakens and wakens the brains
to particular, visceral theories,
(o thinker) on which you'll sit 'til debunked.
Then I'll get up and form them, again and some more,
I will work, rest and warm them, 'til up from its floor
comes the oil's waking bubble, sent back from the dark
like a packet from Hubble- when I'll them embark
on their own coat and nubble- then sprinkled or glazed-
Until faced with my double, and I stand unfazed.
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infinite zest - 2013-12-14
Supermarkets: "We have fresh produce, a large selection of meat, dairy and vegan options, an entire aisle devoted to Pet supplies, as well as hygienic essentials. We can also cash your check. No Dunkin Donuts can say that!"
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-12-15 Also, most supermarkets are now open 24 hours, and, strangely enough, at least where I live, most Dunkin Donuts aren't.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-12-15 It's economics. Near a college with lots of people with the munchies (for whatever reason)? The donut place stays open late, and might even serve pizza.
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theSnake - 2013-12-14
This guy works at a fast food restaurant and makes a liveable wage and lives in a real house? This is an outrage
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twinkieafternoon - 2013-12-15 And here I thought the clone at the end was the most unbelievable part of the commercial.
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fedex - 2013-12-15 I think its not a clone, inasmuch as to suggest that he is working so many hours that he actually met himself coming home one day
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duck&cover - 2013-12-15
Didn't this become a running gag on Letterman?
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That guy - 2013-12-17 yeah, for a year or two, Letterman would say it for no reason at all
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BHWW - 2013-12-15
Looks like he's going to say "Time to slip a noose around my neck and kick a chair out from under me" pretty soon.
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Binro the Heretic - 2013-12-15
Saw this as a kid and, to this day, I always announce "Time to make the donuts" before beginning a tedious soul-numbing repetitive task.
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