"Shit, I told you that mine was empty. Let's hope the next one has a few more tears for us, hmm?"

Not the interview they need, but the interview they deserve.

I'm not sure about the exact number, but around the point where we have a shooting every week is the point where I can see this as a reasonable reaction. Should he care any more than the adults? Or should he pretend to, as they do?

This is how every man-on-the-street interview should go.

He knows that in a few hours, tens of thousands of people, mostly fellow teenagers, will have seen and critiqued the coolness of his interview.

" 'cause he's not planning to kill me"

Word.

"fetal alcohol syndrome" tag