Because you have a heart beating in your chest, that's why.

I think its because her persona is that of the forty-something spinster aunt who drinks a little too much and is too irresponsible to even own a cat, not the "HEY, GIRLFRIEND! Don't I look GOOD?" limp-wristed caricature most drag queens adopt.

Also the guy at 5:31 is totally checking her out.

She reminds me of this lady I used to go to church with. She would proselytize everywhere she went (mostly Wal-Mart). Coco is like her long lost twin. If they met in person, she'd probably witness to Coco for a good 15 minutes before she realized that Coco is not female. She was pretty clueless.

The Doritos and candy bars are still there. They do sell cheap wine, generic android tablets, and a host of Nintendo Wii games.

It depends. Big Lots pretty much just sells overstock from other stores. But yeah, my local big lots usually has a couple shelves of odd grains and seeds and gluten free stuff. I've seen Quinoa there, but I've never eaten it. they used to have Rainforest Cola, and I loved that stuff and miss it dearly.