8:10 to 9:36

"Come closer, Randolph. Let me tell you of what I saw. Do not be afraid, this madness is not contagious, unless you look upon what I have. I dare to say that after you have heard my warning, you shan't. I do not know what became of Manuel Ferrera, I do not like to guess, but the last I looked upon him he was gibbering from exposure to a queer essence I will now describe to you as best I can. It has no colour and only a fool would guess at its odor or taste. It appears with the consistency of water, but my friend, Randolph, heed my words: it is not water. It emerges with little warning, a riot of action that drenches everything in the area, from beyond a human threshold I dare not describe. The winds of the stars shiver the curtain that hangs upon the stage of our reality, then this essence stirs mortal curtains as easily as the forgotten gods lost to history. Go! Randolph, begone! Forget me and my plight. Forget I ever existed! But remember the squirt."

(from http://www.somethingawful.com/news/lovecraft-brazzers-unspeakable/ )

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I don't mind tatts, but spiderwebs encasing your tits is just plain silly.

Tattoos are distracting and unsexy for me too. I don't think it's unusual to be turned off by them.

a man after my own heart
tattoos on a lady are a major turn-off for me