"Glassholes" just became word of the year.

googlebouncers

One of the regulars where I'm working saw a kid with Google Glass the other day. That's the kind of shit you have to deal with being on the edge of the Brown University campus.

Yeah, fuck this thing. I plan on "accidentally" knocking them off a lot of peoples' heads and stepping on them.

I've never seen anyone wearing these (I'm in rural Wisconsin for fucks sakes). I feel like if i did, I'd probably have the same reaction as seeing someone with a really futuristic looking bluetooth earpiece. Something along the lines of "get a load of this asshole!".

I miss Zam Zam.

I threw a house party during what was apparently the beta period for these things and some pathetic nerd I didn't invite showed up with these on and stood around the whole time using them in a manner that betrayed his burning desire for somebody please anybody to ask him about them and to my knowledge nobody ever did. He drank a light beer that he had brought himself and left after an hour.