Old People  - 2014-03-07
Needs "rippling fat" tag.
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misterbuns - 2014-03-07
huge hairy dudes in slow motion hacking up meat in slow motion to bland metal.
this is literally porn to me.
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fermun - 2014-03-07 Congrats then, this is just the intro, there are something like 30 more 5-10 minute videos for each individual product, so you'll have a lot to jerk off to coming up on the front page soon.
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misterbuns - 2014-03-07 sometimes going to home depot is awkward.
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infinite zest - 2014-03-07 all I can think of is Al from Home Improvement
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misterbuns - 2014-03-07 yeah he was one of the first signs.
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infinite zest - 2014-03-07
Years ago I ordered one of their free promo DVDs as a joke, something to put on at parties or something, and then I was like "oh shit.. people who are really good with swords know where I live, and want me to buy their stuff!"
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infinite zest - 2014-03-07 I also like how the guy's just stabbing at a 600 pound table and they're like "WHATEVER THE CIRCUMSTANCES DO NOT TRY THIS DANGEROUS FEAT AT HOME." Damn I was just about to start stabbing a table! Thanks, narrator, you might have saved my life
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oddeye - 2014-03-07
O god, the dual-wielding guy on the cardboard targets and the fat owner guy's chest stab and screaming chops on the human analogue. Fucking hell!
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Old_Zircon - 2014-03-08
I can't even express how sick I am of zombies.
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betamaxed - 2014-03-08
The best is the disclaimer on where they sourced the meat for their slicing.
It's also nice to know that if I ever have a problem with an excess of pig meat hanging around in my dungeon / basement, these corpulent men have demonstrated how I can solve that problem with their high quality products.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-03-09
That last head split was actually pretty damned awesome. Sadly they haven't used the meat boot in a while.
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