1:06 - "You have planted the seeds of your own demise."

We are all going to die, well, not all of us, some have to stay alive to feed them.

Our cat would just flop on her side and lie there if we dressed her in this.

This looks like the sort of thing you'd expect to be done to a cat by an owner who also has a collection made up of items like this:
http://www.trueswords.com/death-stalker-p-1205.html

and thinks they're super cool (both themselves and their collection, that is.)

Brookline.

At least the neck was left open. That's the tastiest part of a cat, or so I've been told.

This armor is highly impractical for the way that cats actually fight. The front is almost completely exposed. Can we get lindybeige working on this issue?

That looks like a bengal breed. They will tear your shit up.