0 college tuition?

I have no clue what the view-payout rate is :(

It's around 0 for every million views. My three year old watches incredibly shitty animation and kids opening packages on Youtube. Average view count is 3 million. So, somebody buys a worth of toys and records themselves opening it, makes a few thousand.

Pewdiepie is a millionaire just from screeching over game footage.

There's no set amount. It depends on the bids. I've read ,000 for a million views, all the way up to ,000 per million, depending on the bids. It can be far less, and sometimes more.

The family that plays together, pays together. In social awkwardness and ostracism.

They now have an interview up in which all three of them are speaking fluent Spanish.

Pageviews. We're living in a post-Rebecca Black world, and the youth of today knows it.

I had a similar thought but this seems too genuine to be some parent exploiting their children to get some small time internet fame. This seems more of a father who is a failed musician trying to pull off some family fun with his kids but is unaware of the consequences or doesnt care because they live in some wacky family where everyone is homeschooled and totally oblivious

jeez man. What is wrong with you?

Hey, he's an experienced judge of what makes children attractive. He has high standards, and a van. Vandards.

Was it you, rather than baleen, that I saw a picture of in a Christmas sweater, Enjoy?

Not sure where you're going with that.

I think it was Enjoy, known for being a conservative, that I saw. Sorry for the confusion there baleen.

I was actually trying to do my best Slagathor impression

Yeah, but probably just a "university" like Bob Jones or Liberty.

Great ones.

I wish that 99% of humanity had these kind of musical, lyrical, acting and cinematic sensibilities, so that I could feel alienated and superior and bemused and amused at every waking moment.