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baleen - 2014-04-11

This song is going to pay for their college educations and then some. 600K views already. I really hope these kids are homeschooled.

FABIO - 2014-04-11

0 college tuition?

I have no clue what the view-payout rate is :(

Chancho - 2014-04-11

It's around 0 for every million views. My three year old watches incredibly shitty animation and kids opening packages on Youtube. Average view count is 3 million. So, somebody buys a worth of toys and records themselves opening it, makes a few thousand.

Pewdiepie is a millionaire just from screeching over game footage.

baleen - 2014-04-11

There's no set amount. It depends on the bids. I've read ,000 for a million views, all the way up to ,000 per million, depending on the bids. It can be far less, and sometimes more.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2014-04-12

The family that plays together, pays together. In social awkwardness and ostracism.

Robin Kestrel - 2014-04-12

They now have an interview up in which all three of them are speaking fluent Spanish.

Mother_Puncher - 2014-04-11

This would make sense if they were droning about God or infowars but I don't see what would cause someone to make a song just about summer fun.

EvilHomer - 2014-04-11

Pageviews. We're living in a post-Rebecca Black world, and the youth of today knows it.

Mother_Puncher - 2014-04-11

I had a similar thought but this seems too genuine to be some parent exploiting their children to get some small time internet fame. This seems more of a father who is a failed musician trying to pull off some family fun with his kids but is unaware of the consequences or doesnt care because they live in some wacky family where everyone is homeschooled and totally oblivious

TeenerTot - 2014-04-11

...and this is what they did with their summer vacation?

Robin Kestrel - 2014-04-11

Inappropriate cymbals.

snothouse - 2014-04-11


Old People - 2014-04-11

The 90s never died; they just lived on inside these bitch motherfuckers.

Enjoy - 2014-04-11

Those are unfathomably ugly children

Jet Bin Fever - 2014-04-11

jeez man. What is wrong with you?

ashtar. - 2014-04-12

Hey, he's an experienced judge of what makes children attractive. He has high standards, and a van. Vandards.

oddeye - 2014-04-12

Was it you, rather than baleen, that I saw a picture of in a Christmas sweater, Enjoy?

baleen - 2014-04-12

Not sure where you're going with that.

oddeye - 2014-04-13

I think it was Enjoy, known for being a conservative, that I saw. Sorry for the confusion there baleen.

Enjoy - 2014-04-13

I was actually trying to do my best Slagathor impression

stifford - 2014-04-11

these kids are home-schooled, right?
I mean...no way they survive attending a
public school after this video makes the rounds.
shit...the dad should probably get his ass beat in
whatever office he works at for this.

Jet Bin Fever - 2014-04-11

This is a lot less soulless and depressing than those ARK music things. It's not a vehicle to try to make money off the children or anything. It's just a stupid song about like the Summer. I'm okay with that.

ShiftlessRastus - 2014-04-11

Where is mom?

Oh... probably with Jesus.

themilkshark - 2014-04-12

It's Summertime when everything's great. I love how great it is. What's really great is hanging out with dad and riding on his great motorcycle. I wish our dad had full custody of us, that would be great.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2014-04-12

That son is going to shoot up a university.

Billy the Poet - 2014-04-12

Yeah, but probably just a "university" like Bob Jones or Liberty.

Callamon - 2014-04-12

Man the harpoons!

oddeye - 2014-04-12

The hell kind of cars and shit where they riding in there?

Robin Kestrel - 2014-04-12

Great ones.

That guy - 2014-04-13

It would be wrong to put the edit-fu tag on this, but I want you to.

That guy - 2014-04-13

I wish that 99% of humanity had these kind of musical, lyrical, acting and cinematic sensibilities, so that I could feel alienated and superior and bemused and amused at every waking moment.

TheGarbageFairy - 2014-04-13

1:45 Wow. So, uh, Dad looks like Worf.

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