Pining for long-dead kings is a pretty Revolutionary concept.

This is the one. Warning: Her page is loaded with tons of sparkly gifs.
http://redpassion.deviantart.com/

who are these women, royalists born in the wrong century?

Wow. She spends a whole lot of time thinking about fictional characters she wants her Mary Sue avatar to fuck.

Wrong king. The one I was thinking of was Louis XIII. She's in a committed relationship with his spirit. (No trollz plz.)
http://vignettesacrosstheveil.wordpress.com/

I would totally plow Joan of Arc, but I think a monarch would be overdoing it a bit.

Next time I'm at a party or in a bar with strangers, I'm throwing EvilHomer's line into the mix, without context or explanation.

Why am I not surprised that he'd go for the historical apotheosis of the crazy chick.

Crazy AND a tomboy! Plus, she's a French witch, I'm an English pig, there'd all kinds of hot angry tension between us. It would be perfect.

I blame Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Stars for the Louis XIII lady and her picture of Louis knitting a sweater.