Well, we have supply and now demand. There's the seeds of a market driven solution to America's bed bug infestation, and I say we let capitalism work its magic. You find out you have bugs, put an ad in the paper, and some scruffy looking delinquent teens show up with a soda bottle and straw contraption.
I would really like to know who the first person to try smoking bed bugs was. Did some burnout accidentally get some bed bugs in his hash stash? Is this an April fools joke?
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