"Worn daily Stealth Innerwear continuously trains your anatomy to remain fully extended to prevent “turtling”. This problem typically occurs when a guy gets cold, feels insecure or nervous and during heavy physical exercise."

http://stealthformen.com/

A lot of fancy words to sell someone a codpiece.

I just thought about the fact that we're getting pretty close to 20 years that people have been making fun of Onideus Mad Hatter. The Internet is weird.

I don't think I was around for that- how'd it get going, anyway?

A guy made a comment and people made fun of it.

I think it was back when Team Fortress first came out, so it hasn't actually been 20 years.

That was also the origin of the back facing polygons.

Which I am naming my band, by the way.

Stencil Buffers hasn't been around 20 years, but Onideus was a laughing stock on Usenet back in, what, 1986? And it originated from him, right? Or am I misremembering.

Either way, people have been making fun of him online for almost 20 years and that's pretty ridiculous.

What the stencil buffers thing

*is *?

Gather round, my children, for I shall spin you a tale of the origin of stencil buffers.



http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=27081

Pencil stuffers.

Was Moulton Shitcock?

I don't think so but I don't actually remember. I thought "stencil buffers" came out of the whole "Interpixel Cascade Fusion" thing but I guess that was all a decade ago at this point so it's kind of blurred together.

That the larger ones cost more is pure marketing genius.