Cause, really, it has everything.

Fwsh-klnk! Fwsh-klnk! Fwsh-klnk! It's not the 1970's without the sound of bamboo and burlap.

Impossible Kid could kick Improbable Kid's ass

That got out of hand fast

This movie is totally worth owning. Also, its in the public domain, so you can get it free.

i was waiting for pedro to jump in and save lil' de la rosa

I went to the dojo to learn self defence, but I was killed by a midget.

I think the midget came to my Karate class when I was 9... and kicked all of our asses. Really.

It took them five minutes to nitice him, then he kicks their butts while he gets a wedgie. Nice.

This is Filipino, not Indian

This reminds me of the Punisher subplot, wherein the Punisher kills literally dozens of evil midget gangsters. It rules as much as you think it does.