The devs took your advice to heart.

I'd like to think that there's some alternate Marvel Universe where it's just Deadpool jerking off to this.

no way philomena cunk's hot

Was this what the developers actually thought Kristen Dunst looks like? The facial features in the original Toshinden look better than that.

Also, Spiderman totally pulled a Batman.

Officially it's not actually a dupe. The old one didn't have the line that makes it that much better and plus I think it's down anyway. What I want to know is what happens if you press no buttons at all.

Also a joke: What's the difference between that girl and a bag of weed?

Spiderman would've saved Mary Jane. Later. Got superhero errands to run.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=126980

The least you could do is link "I have made an enormous mistake"

well that one's a PC or Mac version, and the other looks like xbox but yeah. Didn't know this was such a meme. But Spiderman 2 came out a couple of days ago so it's timely.

Does it suck?

Yeah, it sucks.

The original wasn't a TV being filmed on a phone.

Good to know. I saw like half of the first one at a "movies in the park" thing. I was bored and it was free and I still left. The POV shots were kind of cool. I liked the Raimi ones, all 3 of them actually, and next to Deadpool Spidey's my favorite Marvel character.

The reboot just feels.. I don't know. Tobey McGuire, Alfred Molina, Willem Dafoe, James Franco, the.. the rest I guess.. guy from That 70s Show (what happened to him!) all really good actors and while the Paker persona was hammed up for geeky lovableness to a level that many purists would consider over the top (until the third one where he's a sad attempt at a Hot Topic salesperson) he was about as close to the comic's Peter Parker as Christopher Reeves was to the comic's Superman.

Also, it's one of the first times I remember an awesome build-up to a scene where you think "he's gonna make it" and ends in a splat like this. The Matrix was before Spiderman 1, I guess.. Keep in mind that I really really really liked Ang Lee's Hulk and didn't like the newer ones.

I'd be pretty disgusted too. I actually got drunk with Bruce Campbell and Ted Raimi at the theatre I used to work at because we had a screening of My Name is Bruce and they were looking for fun things to do. So I took them to the bar downstairs and we played pinball for like 3 hours. Campbell's an AMAZING actor and getting little roles like these almost as a favor for helping the Raimis must feel like a bit of an insult. Like getting to "be in a band" when all you do is play tambourine.

Also, are games really this pussy now? "Hey you fucked up. Try again!" That takes all the fun out of actually getting good at a game. Just ask the Dragon's Lair machine in Ashland Oregon.

SPIDERMAN FALLS AGAIN, MURDERS GIRL AND RUINS BUILDING