Agreed. These signs suck.

and then he got her pregnant and skipped town

Sorry about the annoying border and icon on this video. There was a version without it, but the sound in the one I submitted is so much better,.

I remembered this one from when I was a kid, but I didn't remember that it was his guardian angel that explained how the one way city street grid system works. Somehow the guardian angel elevates this from "alright" to "amazing" classic Sesame Street song. I'm also amazed that this song clocks in at over 4 minutes long, which is roughly double the average SESAME STREET song length. Could this be the most "epic" SESAME STREET song in history just for how long it goes on for?

Somehow I doubt you could get away with the line, "I'm so lonely, I wish I was dead" in a SESAME STREET song today.