Multiple layers of denim!!!

Interesting and informative article about these things:

http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2014/02/daniel-zimmerman/g2-r esearchs-rip-ammo-ballistic-testing-phase-one/

tl;dr: they're absurdly expensive, don't work very well, and may be functionally illegal for serious self-defense purposes.

you mean to say C&C milling each individual bullet is impractical and expensive? well I never!

Not only that, despite looking like something approved for warcrimes by gunloving Cenobites, their shit penetration means that they actually wind up doing less damage than squirrel-grade .22 varmint rounds.

I'd love to be able to afford bullets that have each been kissed after being hand crafted by naked bulletsmithing virgins, but I have to settle for old Walmart store-brand.

Adequately lethal? Who wants to be adequately lethal? I want to be MAXIMUM lethal, damn it!

Why would they want to remove their reason for existing? They'd just be shooting themselves in the foot.

I think Harriet is recommending blending different approaches.

HarrietTubman is right. A dead man can't buy your product. What you really want is a bullet that messes the target up thoroughly, leaving him with brutal scarring and a constant daily reminder of the power and effectiveness of your product, but stops just short of actually killing him. That way, your brand will dominate the target's mindshare when he eventually recovers and goes looking for revenge.

The funny part is you're correct, this will mostly be purchased by people who've never fired a gun outside of a range or the middle of nowhere.

Gmork has stumbled on the revolutionary idea that most people who buy guns and ammunition don't go on killing-sprees.

-Slow clap- Bravo, sirrah! Bravo!

You're an idiot.

If only there were a way that a gun could help solve that problem..

There are maniacs lurking in every theater and school, waiting to murder you with shark-bullets. Some of them are minorities.

Funny part is that even when Gmork is agreeable, he still comes off as a smug, pretentious douche

Gmork loves guns.

As someone who will possibly have to remove this shit from a human being, fuck these guys. There's no reason to make such a thing.

http://i.imgur.com/k7XVoyF.gif I'm counting 8. Glad these things exist, if there's one thing I always worry about with regards to guns is that they are not deadly enough.

It's the water balloons wearing hoodies you have to watch out for.

Ever since this came out there have been far less drive-by water balloonings by bikers wearing multiple layers of denim... and you gun control liberals want to TAKE this stuff away.

For shame.

I never leave the house without multiple layers of denim covering my vital areas.