Thats a splendid idea! Also, this guy seems alright (except for godawful taste in music) I wouldnt be suprised if this was a sort of skit and really he has freinds.

I just want to know where you buy 8 packs of Old Milwaukee (or any piss beer!?!?!)

You could buy a twelve pack, then drink four?

I mean the plastic rings themselves. In the opening montage he's got a six pack but there's two empty rings on the end. Maybe it's a Canadian thing?

Those extra rings are to strangle wildlife for food.

Canadian feed the homeless program.

Coulda been me this morning, I was in full-on not-giving-a-fuck mode when I left someone's house. Just got a can of Angry Orchard Hard Cider and Brownbagged it all the way home. It was 4th of July so there were all these kids and little neighborhood parades and I'm walk-of-shaming it all the way home. I didn't have my earbuds and I'm pretty sure I was either thinking about Adventure Time or humming it to myself. But that's not me. He's just the man I wish I was.

Wasn't me, but I now realize I've wasted my alcoholism.

It's all of us. He is our spirit animal.

This guy is poetv's target demo. We need to sell him some wolf urine.

I still don't get what it is with you guys and Adventure Time. Or beer.

They're two great tastes that go together

I don't what it says about me, but I'd totally be this dudes only friend.

Well, I'm the old guy on the bench at 5:00 I don't remember being in this, and it disturbs me, since I thought I quit drinking 14 years ago.

>>This guy is poetv's target demo. We need to sell him some wolf urine.

I'd enjoy seeing containers of wolf urine dance together.

Has anyone on here actually purchased the Urine?