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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-07-25

I feel sorry for the first 10 year old if that's how she really looks.

spikestoyiu - 2014-07-25

Turns out it was just some old lady being old. But this had a lot of potential before that.

EvilHomer - 2014-07-25

Hopefully PRISON will teach her to think twice before trying to do something nice for other people!

She might have been a pedophile. It's totally fair.

Oscar Wildcat - 2014-07-25

It is pretty remarkable that the only explanations they could come up with were these twisted and malevolent nightmares. We do that here for humorous effect; they seem to live it. Now that's Evil.

memedumpster - 2014-07-25

Human beings are humorless sad nonsentient miserable fucks that have created a humorless sad nonsentient miserable fuck world for themselves.

Feel fortunate that you're one of the few who can look at a shaved ape in sad clown paint trying to look serious and find it hilarious.

EvilHomer - 2014-07-25

I don't know, meme. Do you really think giving porcelain dolls to people should be considered protected speech? The old lady didn't even leave a note saying "lol jk"; it's clearly a threat, and I can't believe you hippies refuse to admit that.

SolRo - 2014-07-25

Your forum victim act is getting old Ehomer.

Simillion - 2014-07-25

and your "biggest asshole on poetv" act has been old, solro. ;P

Oscar Wildcat - 2014-07-25

Homer, you may have a point there. Just don't get any funny ideas about disposing of those old spooge filled anatomically correct horse dolls of yours. It will be poorly received.

EvilHomer - 2014-07-25

They aren't spooge-filled. None of them have an SPH.

Oscar Wildcat - 2014-07-25

@ Sim : I'm kind of enjoying these two chuckleheads re-enacting the cold war in microform here on POE-TV. Sol is massing his troops at the borders of Homers comments, and it looks like some of the letters are considering defection. Got to get that Five Star Wars missile defense system up, Homie! Our precious bodily fluids are at stake!

Oscar Wildcat - 2014-07-25

Ok Ok. Go ahead Homer. 'splain to us the SPH.

EvilHomer - 2014-07-25

Oh man. You don't know what an SPH is? Were you around during the poe-Red days?

Somewhat NSFW:


SolRo - 2014-07-25

Simillion, I'm not acting.

just having EH bring up old shit in new videos every time is annoying, especially in that face-punchable Fox News style.

EvilHomer - 2014-07-25

Oh, shucks, I'm sorry SolRo. I thought you liked being the sort of poester who argues in favor of outlandish things! I thought that you'd find it fun, and maybe even a little flattering, to see your same line of argument again, and get a chance to put me in my place, only this time from the other side of the debate!

I didn't mean to embarrass you, or come off like a bully. I feel bad now, and I apologize.


Bort - 2014-07-25

STRATEGICALLY placed hole! Okay, now I know what I was doing wrong.

This whole story is as close to a literal Boo Radley moment as I've yet seen.

Binro the Heretic - 2014-07-25

This is what we've become. Some poor old woman wants to brighten little girls' days with surprise gifts and their parents teach them to be terrified and suspicious.

bopeton - 2014-07-25

Yeah I feel you. It's adorable and flattering really; we are just terrified of everything. Too scared to live.

Riskbreaker - 2014-07-25

I would freak the fuck out, but then again, i've been watching a bunch of italian giallo movies, so at least i have a good reason to freak out.

Spaceman Africa - 2014-07-25

Like that isn't a weird and creepy thing to do.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2014-07-25

In all fairness that is the kind of thing serial killers would do, she is just too old and innocent of such things (I hope) to know that.

Bort - 2014-07-25

When Boo Radley did it, it was apparently sinister as well. This isn't a sign of new paranoia. Now those ATHF light-up displays a few years back ...

"It had a very sinister appearance, it had a battery behind it, and wires." -- Martha Coakley. Yes, THAT Martha Coakley.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2014-07-25

Wow, that's unbelievable amounts of creepy.

I thought this was going to be on Onion piece goddamit

Herr Matthias - 2014-07-25

This freaked people out? The sheriff's office was "taking this very seriously"? What a country.

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