Just to be clear: heaven will be filled with this guy. You game for an eternity of this?

Almost Live in Hell

I see the conservative flock is switching from forced Obama jokes to forced Hillary jokes precisely on schedule.

Ugh, the gospel according to dumbass in dumb outfit.

I don't know how YHWH is going to feel about the idolatry all over your vest, champ.

John the Baptist would straight drown this guy.

"Ye generation of vipers, who warned you of the wrath to come?"

Liberals will be surely suffer for all eternity for their wicked pursuit of universal health care.

AND THE LORD GOD SAID THERE SHALL BE NO FREE RIDERS IN HEAVEN. IN HEAVEN EVERYONE PAYS HIS OWN WAY. IN HEAVEN THERE ARE NO SHIRKERS. IN HEAVEN WE KNOW THE VALUE OF A GOOD HONEST DAY'S WORK. IN HEAVEN WE SHOOT THOSE TRYING TO CROSS INTO HEAVEN WITHOUT THE ALMIGHTY'S APPROVAL. IN HEAVEN.

Had a rough life and got sick for some reason or another? Well, don't blame God for sending you to Hell with Satan and all his demons. God gave you every opportunity to be a small-government low-tax conservative.