Dad picked me up for school today, and we're still in lockdown. They say I can see dad in a few months after he's been treated and the doctors give their OK.
The Onion hit their man on the street interviews on this out of the park. "Now I have something to switch up with the Second Amendment when I tuck Jimmy into bed at night!"
LOL From Ghost Writer Extraordinaire. How would you like to be the poor hired gun (pun intended) who had to turn the Unabomber's ramblings into a children's book?
Also, it's always a good sign when an artist draws the kid at the same age and size as her parents.