Mang! Is time to close la factoria cabron.

Everybody needs some cousins like that.

I have been informed that a big part of machismo culture is having as many kids with as many women as possible to prove your masculinity. I know a woman who was with a guy like this for a while. She isn't too bright. neither was he.

Vato's gonna vato.

It was a joke, your honor. You know, like my life.

The judge, such as she is here, points it out, but I love the fact that he has about ten kids with about four women. He's a walking statistic!