Ah, Cleveland. People don't believe me when I say that racism is the core principle of the Republicans, not just in the deep South but even in liberal places where Dennis Kucinich runs free. Sadly, they will be a drag on our nation until they die off; I don't see any other way their brains will stop thinking racist thoughts. Demographics are against them and I can't wait for it to be about 20 years from now.

Brought to you by the kind of folks who'd prefer balls over brains, anyway.