SolRo - 2014-08-25
also useful for your Captain Planet villain cosplay.
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The Mothership - 2014-08-25
Ugly, ugly car. The Homer indeed.
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Adham Nu'man - 2014-08-25
It looks like one of those retarded Max Steel toys my nephew used to like but grew out of when he was like 8.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-08-25 My thought exactly... designed exactly like a really shitty early 90s Matchbox car.
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SolRo - 2014-08-26 I see a matchbox car Frankenstein, bottom half is an SUV bit and top half is a Prowler without wheels, melted together with a magnifying glass.
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Azmo23 - 2014-08-25
big boy likes cars! big boy! big boy!
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Old_Zircon - 2014-08-25
I'm kind of reluctant to address the shape since it's so obviously deliberate.
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Old_Zircon - 2014-08-25
http://imgur.com/RyLRP93
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Azmo23 - 2014-08-25 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brit_milah#Metzitzah_B.27Peh
how is that a real thing
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Old_Zircon - 2014-08-25 Freud wrote some stuff abut it, I think in his memoirs.
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Fur is Murder - 2014-08-25
The guy who designed this thing is a plastic surgeon.
If this is what he does to cars, I'd hate to see what he does to faces.
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oddeye - 2014-08-26 This looks like the the reconstructed dick of a burn victim. Is he a knob surgeon?
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Robin Kestrel - 2014-08-25
How to make 20-inch rims look bad: put 44-inch truck tires on them.
Oh, and then slap them on something that's not even all-wheel drive. Perfect.
It's like a Volvo frozen in the process of transforming into a monster truck.
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TheOtherCapnS - 2014-08-25
Finally, a sports car for dudes with really big penises. I mean, like really big.
So big.
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BHWW - 2014-08-25
These look like "future" cars in some shitty low-ish budget sci-fi film.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-08-25
Can we just eat the rich already?
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poorwill - 2014-08-25
'Youabian' is the worst name you could come up with for any product. I think it's the designer's name? I wonder if he has narcissistic personality disorder! As for the car, it looks like a whale that melted in the sun.
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SolRo - 2014-08-26 Most car brands use the creators name
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poorwill - 2014-08-26 That's not true, but in any case it's a bad name for a brand regardless and he should have come up with something else.
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poorwill - 2014-08-26 And if that actually is true, shut up I don't care.
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SolRo - 2014-08-26 http://www.davidairey.com/car-brand-etymology/
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chumbucket - 2014-08-26
The Miata for people with hefty disposable income.
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TeenerTot - 2014-08-26
Um...that's a cock.
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Old_Zircon - 2014-08-26 It looks like Robocop's cock.
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Old_Zircon - 2014-08-26 The veiny texture on the doors was a nice touch, too.
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