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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-09-01

"Sentient goo!"

Marvel at how it cleverly hides its sentience or any other properties other than behaving like tar once it's stuck to a tire!

I also love how a complete lack of context is supposed to make it more believable.

oddeye - 2014-09-01

There is a goo that is sentient and it's fucking up your tires.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-09-02

If it had any brains at all, it would imitate your tires, then detach when you got to your garage, invade your home and...

...do they say what it plans on doing? Molesting your pets? Mind control rays? Morgellons with a side of bacon?

memedumpster - 2014-09-02

They think the goo is, er, "downloading" into people and slowly replacing animal life with its shapeshifty self. The explanation videos are four hours worth, but I found a fifteen minute version and dumped it in the hopper. It's from a goo-molestee. Apparently, the military dumped it into the London sewer system and now its hellbent on global domination.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-09-02

And is anyone taking bets on whether or not the broken people who believe this stuff never heard of it until after the X-Files had a similar alien creature on the show?

Forget that, they'll probably claim that was someone trying to warn humanity about it.

memedumpster - 2014-09-02

Oh yeah, it's totally ripping off the X-Files.

Schizophrenics/mountebanks are never once original.

StanleyPain - 2014-09-02

The black goo in X-Files was a living entity (not nanomachines) and was designed to pacify humanity to accept alien takeover. I don't remember it having the ability to disable machinery or anything like that.

ashtar. - 2014-09-01

If it were sentient it wouldn't be in Pennsylvania.

Accidie - 2014-09-02


glasseye - 2014-09-02

Take 'em.

Jet Bin Fever - 2014-09-02

Yep, this is the comment.

oddeye - 2014-09-02

I don't get it

yogarfield - 2014-12-31


duck&cover - 2014-09-01

Armus has made it to Earth.

The Mothership - 2014-09-02

And here I thought this was just a video about inconvenienced drivers.

takewithfood - 2014-09-02

Venom just isn't as scary as a solo act.

That guy - 2014-09-03

You should probably sever that thumb now and cut your losses.

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