Kid Fenris - 2014-09-17
Sorry, kid! According to most branches of Christianity, animals don't have souls! And according to the godless liberal heathen propagandists who run public schools, neither do you!
|
|
ashtar. - 2014-09-17 that's Valhalla
|
|
|
|
|
poorwill - 2014-09-18 Hey, Hel's gotta eat.
|
badideasinaction - 2014-09-19 I've crossed the Rainbow Bridge - you end up in Buffalo, and it's really shitty there and you drive as fast as you can on the 190 to get the hell out of there.
|
|
mashedtater - 2014-09-17
When you die, you'll wanna do blow with John Belushi, but no you are going to be stuck hanging out with Quackie.
Who am I kidding? Angel duck as companion sound pretty cool.
|
betamaxed - 2014-09-17
I love the little crucifix made of popsicle sticks.
|
IrishWhiskey - 2014-09-17
You have to marvel at the lack of self-awareness that comes from using heaven exactly like the 'farm upstate where Rover went to live but we can't visit him', and still thinking it's real.
|
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-09-18
The concepts of the afterlife presented by religions these days show a complete lack of imagination.
"You get a bunch of virgins, sex, earthly delights, a mansion, etc."
"Why? My body's dead. I should basically be able to control my own reality here, and if I could, why would I pander to a reward system that's currently rotting or being cremated? Come to that, what am I thinking and sensing with?"
"Uh... we made you a new body!"
"With all the limitations of the previous one? Seriously? Fuck, you guys give fewer upgrades per iteration than Apple does!"
|
il fiore bel - 2014-09-18
I hate to break it to you, kid, but your Quackie got sick from being a little gang rapist to the Quackettes around him. He's going to hell.
|
EvilHomer - 2014-09-18
What's with all the negativity in the comments? For fuck's sake, people, the poor kid's duck is dead. Show a little respect.
|
jaunch - 2014-09-18
Did anyone else notice that the kid also arrives in heaven as a child? As in, he's about to die soon? Kind of shitty, if you ask me.
|
BiggerJ - 2014-11-23
If consciousness continues past death and there is a greater reality free of the laws of our physical universe, then fuck yes I would want a duck companion. It would be a loving reminder that absurdity is a human invention.
|
Register or login To Post a Comment |