I have two. They're really sweet dogs and are easy to take care of (for the most part).

I got to meet one once and she was one of the nicest dogs I ever saw. After I scratched her ears and went back to talking to the owner, she sat on the ground next to me and kept scooting closer to my legs, looking up at me and wagging the tip of her tail as if to say "Can I get a little more of that?"

I was happy to oblige.

Don't leave food too close to the edge of the counter. Great dogs.

Kill two for matching clogs

Actually the vast majority of greyhounds race for a couple years, then are adopted and spend the next decade lounging out and being happy. #KILLJOY

Can't you just let me be melodramatic! Fucking moodkiller.

I was just quoting the Simpsons :)

I truly hope that's true.

Yeah, really... if a dog actually manages to catch that thing, he/she should win by default.

Same deal if one dog is able to disable/kill all the others. It's just common sense.