It's rare these days for me to attend a party and not be attacked by sneaky Boers. Fuckers creep right up on you, and all of a sudden you've spent the last half hour talking about the relative merits of brushed nickel vs chrome fittings on their bathroom remodel.

Egos are sneaky Boers.

What a horrible thing to say, baleen! As the great English naturalist Charles Darwin so expertly demonstrated, the noble chimpanzee is our close relation, very nearly human in his aspect. To compare our cousins, the chimpanzees, to a beast as base and vile as the sneaky Boer, does those majestic princes of the Congo a grave disservice.