This ties in nicely with the Glenn Beck thing.

"And now for the folks in television land who missed it the first time, here's longer again. My name is Cinderella and for breakfast I ate two dragons! And then I ate the whole world, and then I sat on the moon, and then I became the president of the United States! And then I drank a million trillion glasses of milk and then I ate airplanes and I put the sun in my pocket!"

My name is Abraham Lincoln and I am five hundred feet tall.