whale carcass's are the centerpeice for great white orgys

Sharks are the most awesome thing ever.

eat till you cant move, pop a huge boner, then stumble around. are we so different.

Can you imagine the uncontrollable masochistic urge to just dangle a foot in for just a second?

"He will cautiously board the floating whale carcass." This movie just keeps getting better.

Look at them all slow, fat, and horny. Like a bunch of aquatic Ron Jeremys

Fuckin awesome, but I don't quite see how climbing on the whale carcass counts as "Science."

I am so fucking terrified of open water.

I'm pretty sure I could pass up the opportunity to have sharks eat the raft I'm floating on.

Hope those sharks left a generous tip

"I'll stand on this carcass that is being eaten by sharks." Toughest naturalist since Steve Irwin.

Everything in the ocean wants to murder you.

If you're going to go that far, you should at least try and pet them

"This is about the dumbest thing I've ever done."

No shit.

Tow it out to sea? Fuck that, let's go explore the meat cave!

OM NOM NOM

They're kinda cute when they're all drunk and horny on blubber!

Great, now I´m hungry.