coooobraa COBRRRAAAAAA coooobraa COBRRRAAAAAA

It was downhill from here on.

All I remember is Duke getting stabbed through the freaking heart and "He's in a coma!" as he bled.

Terrorists? Cobra looks like a pretty conventional army.

I've had this song in my head for days now.

You don't remember Cobra Commander turning into a snake? WASSSS ONCE A MAN...

Yeah, terrorists normally don't have an air force, unless you're the Tamils.

was there a stategic reason to risking your mothership to blow up the statue? seems a one man job.

Way to destroy the camera after the entire army has deployed.

they changed it so duke didn't die after kids flipped out over optimus prime dying. /beard.

You know, this is a lot like that great white shark video.

-1 star for not enough Snake Eyes. +1 million stars for utterly awesome.

yay toys from my childhood.

Nevar forget!

Distilled, 400 proof patriotism.

THE SPORES!! NOT THE...NOT THE SPORES!!!! NOOOOO

Classic Destro dickery starting the timer on the bomb when he hands it to Cobra Commander.

Also, how many people do you think Duke killed when he blew up the base ship?

So let me see if I understand the plan: bring the helicarrier into range, send all your paratroopers to take over Ellis Island, then plant a bomb with a five-minute fuse. It sounds like only one of these steps was strictly necessary, and in fact the other two steps hurt nobody except Cobra.

Thank God nobody told Cobra about boxcutters.