He even has cabinets, just like us!

One star because that ASSHOLE Weird Al has CABINETS.

Saving my stars until I see his fridge.

IS IT? Because a normal person just wouldn't have a ladle that big for such a normal size pot. It's... It's just...

WEIRD AL EATS SOUP?

I think his house is in Hawaii, which is weird.

Chocolate Jesus doesn't get jokes.

Quit stroking your Tom Waits beard you cynical junkie.

Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwvlbJ0h35A

The whole thing was shot at his house. Go nuts.

Some vegetarian concoction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwsNOZW10DQ

That's a really mean thing to say about Weird Al's hair.

No, not that. This:

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzozqKpm81r0z1wao1_400.gif

That's a really mean thing to say about Applejack's soup.

Well, maybe if AJ spent less time bucking apples and more time perfecting the art of the party, she wouldn't suck so bad at making soup.

Check your cutie mark privilege.

Bean or celery?

Evilplato:

nigga u serious?

Of course I am! Weird Al's a brony (he even guest-starred in his own episode last season), and that thing he said was one of Applejack's most famous lines. I guess it could be a coincidence, but Al is too clever by half to let a metajoke like that slide by unintentionally.

Frankly, AJ should just leave all the cooking to Apple Fritter. Apple Fritter is the best Apple family pony; AJ even admitted it herself.

Well now, if we're going by culinary skills, Granny Smith wins by a country mile solely for her mastery of the zap apple.

Zap Apples are basically cocaine. Of course Granny Smith's food is going to be delicious if she's cooking with cocaine, but the credit is owed to the cocaine, not to her cooking skills.

Apple Fritter is the Julia Childs of ponies; Granny Smith is more the Walter White.

That is a deeply offensive comparison. You are rapidly turning into the Morton Downey Jr. of ponies.

It's not my fault that Applejack and Granny Smith are the two worst Apples, or that the writers should drop them and focused instead on the two best Apples, Fritter and Babs.

http://youtu.be/ejIqoFZCvnI

STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH.

give it a rest, evilhomer

the line "soup's on" did not fucking come from My Little Pony

Explain how Weird Al, a brony, would come to use it then.

Yeah, he finally let his recording contract lapse and I think he's going to go indie and just have fun with stuff. (Not that he wasn't already just having fun with everything even when he was on contract.)