all hail Bonglord!

so much wrong with this... the improvised plastic bong had me gagging even before the end.

Use a potato, or an apple, or rip a page out a bible (a page without text) and use it for a joint.

At least it looks like an old Gatorade bottle, maybe there were still some electrolytes hanging out at the bottom..

Bongwater isn't really that bad if it's fresh. I know this because I've accidentally swallowed it from a newly-made plastic bottle and a bong that probably got cleaned out once every six months..

Oh god. Not worth submitting, but..

http://youtu.be/AizP3_41YgU

that one made me gag a little :(

Potato? Apple? Joint? This ain't the 70's. Unless you're smoking some absolutely terrible weed, joints are wasteful!

At least in my experience, the weed itself was easy to come by, but getting your own pipe proved difficult since all the headshops were 18+. I was 14 when I really started smoking regularly and most peoples' brothers and sisters who were 18 were going elsewhere for college. And even though you'd pass around a pipe or a bong, buying someone else's always seemed weird to me. Like, if you're at a dinner party, you're probably using their plates and silverware, but if they said "oh we're getting rid of that plate, it's yours' for a couple of dollars" would you buy it, even if you were short a plate? I dunno maybe that's just me.

So a potato and gatorade bottle was pretty much my home solution. Potatoes are harder when raw and don't rot or smell bad as fast as apples. All you need is one of those little glass tubes, make a hole through the potato horizontally and carve out the top until it hits the horizontal hole, stick it on the end of your glass pipe and make a little hole in your gatorade bottle that matches the pipe, and you're set! Can't believe I still remember that. Plus it's way cheaper than a bong and you can just recycle and compost it if you don't want to take the time cleaning it.

Joints are wasteful? How much are you paying for weed?

Their easy, compact, take them with you on a hike. Joints are just near perfect if not for the smoke.


Infinite, your video is worth it for the bong lords comments alone. His simple comebacks show a certain zen state of mind. He's gross, but clearly in an enlightened state of mind.

Haha yeah I didn't read the comments. I don't really smoke anymore, ironically because it's legal now in Oregon, but still enjoy getting the occasional hotboxing. And in decades of watching others smoke weed I don't think I've ever seen the weed just disappear like that, even after a really long hard toke. Magic?

Maybe it's just incredibly dry, since it is Australia after all.. the shit I smoked when I was down there got me fucked up, but I was also 18 and able to drink, so that might have been a factor. Luckily I was there for a family reunion so I think getting fucked up and remembering little was part of the plan.

I've never intentionally drank bong water, but I did drink a pot infused beer for years. It's now known as a Lagunitas Censored but it's called that because they got busted. Really hoppy beer and weed kinda taste the same and get you high; maybe this kid is three steps ahead.

We may have to stage an intervention if you keep this up, IZ.

For weed, or for LJ?

TERROR OF THE BONGLORD

BY SOME RANDOM DUDE.


PART 1

He did.

Now watch the video.

How do you think Bonglord gets his superpowers?

OOOOOOOH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Bonglord will be coming for you.

He looks exactly like the kind of guy who'd call himself "Bonglord."