I'm angry too when I have no milk in my cereal.

So that was a passive-aggressive thing? "Whoops mom, all I did was put the spoon in my cereal and it all went flying! Couldn't be because you forgot to pour in milk, could it?"

Ironically, that's just the sort of spoiled little shit Bruce Wayne was as a kid.

I'd be angry, too, if the front of the box looked the same as the back. There's nothing to read!

You eat cereal like a younger man. With no milk. Admirable. But mistaken.

Yeah, that's pretty much what all tie-in cereals were.

The other option is for reformatted Lucky Charms.

I think it came in one of those small boxes like Fruity Pebbles or Grape Nuts, but for Captain Crunch-sized cereal pieces. That's like a whole box in that bowl.

Wasn't at least one of the two bags in Nintendo cereal also Captain Crunch, albeit with those disgusting Crunchberries?

I think they both were, but just had different shapes. Captain Crunch (or the knockoffs in the bag) is actually really good breading if you're making spicy food. I learned this because I was really high once and put tapatio on my roommate's captain crunch instead of milk.

quite the balanced breakfast:

glass of milk
glass of orange juice
giant bowl of dry cereal
big bran muffin