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Jet Bin Fever - 2015-02-22

The vocal dubbing is so fucking weird in this. I'm 1:30 into it. I'll stick around.

Jet Bin Fever - 2015-02-22

Oh god! I've got it. It's "The Room"!

Jet Bin Fever - 2015-02-22

Wasn't expecting the old people part. This is a masterpiece.

NewHeavenSockman - 2015-02-22

holy shit you weren't kidding about the dubbing. the people that made this had about the same experience in relationships as they do in managing sound mixes, i guess

Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2015-02-22

Yeah, the dubbing kills and surprises me because at least it LOOKS decent and he plays with the sound mix at the clubbing scene in a way that shows competence. And then they talk and it sounds like Tommy Wiseau's family blaring over the whole thing.

fluffy - 2015-02-22

I'm just trying to figure out how they fucked it up this badly. It sounds like they're talking directly into the mic from like two inches away. Did they use a parabolic boom or something? I don't see any body-clip microphones, and the lipsync seems way too good for it to have been re-dubbed later (but that seems like the most likely thing with how it actually sounds).

Stars for this having been written by the lead actress.

Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2015-02-22

Couldn't be that as they sound way too crisp and any ambient noise is completely absent from the audio they have. Looks like they just straight-up ADRed the whole thing and guess that's why it sounds so disconnected.

Jet Bin Fever - 2015-02-22

The lipsync isn't so good. Watch the Asian girl around 1:10

fluffy - 2015-02-22

okay yeah on a second viewing many of the folks have really shitty lipsync. Definitely ADR.

That guy - 2015-02-23

Even if they had to dub / loop / ADR the whole thing (probably because they used the onboard camera audio on a DSLR like a bunch of geniuses), and even if they couldn't get perfectly synched performances, how does this explain the sound mix? Do they not hear how disconcerting it is? That mix is wrong in like half a dozen ways.

UCF, that is not competence. Maybe you mean to say it flirts with competence at one moment, only to shoot it down.

Oscar Wildcat - 2015-02-22

She's just negging you, bro. It's part of the Game.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-02-22


Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2015-02-22

Thanks. I knew I was forgetting a tag. Surprised "manosphere" hasn't been activated yet.

magnesium - 2015-02-22

The old people make-up artistry rivals that of Citizen Kane.

infinite zest - 2015-02-22

Almost every girl I've ever dated can play that Amile song at the end, and it's always like the only song they know on the piano. I always thought that PUAs were more of the one-nighters though; like after the first Tinder date and they get what they want, they stop returning texts and shit and move onto the next one, not knowing shit about how to treat a woman in an actual relationship. Homeboy at the beginning would probably be back and hitting on her hot friend in the next scene.

Adjuvant - 2015-02-22

"SETTLE! - The Movie"

That guy - 2015-02-23

Plenty has been said about the sound, the acting, and the makeup.
The writing goes without saying.

But what about the lighting, the frequent soft focus on faces, the terrible and excessive cutting, the composition, the rack focuses for no reason, and the rebellion against the 180 degree rule?
(Are they trying to start a new wave with the 180 jumps? Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick)

0:01 lens flare, crazy wide lens for some reason
0:25 special mention for cutting on the word "yeah"
2:42: *dramatic* expansion of depth / shallow depth of field
3:33 insert of hand on tie
4:39-4:44 this dissolve is tearing me apart, Lisa
5:37 just-
5:42 kill me

Also, it's a joint venture between New Jersey and Russia.
It has 4,000 views. :c

Bus_Aint_Comin - 2015-02-25

4:21- my face during the entire video

TeenerTot - 2015-02-23

Wow. Clark Kent strikes out.

TeenerTot - 2015-02-23

Also, are they trying to say that I should give it up to PUAs because if I don't, I won't have the ultimate fulfillment of having baybeez??

That guy - 2015-02-23

now get to makin' dem baybeez

Oscar Wildcat - 2015-02-23

Nope, those are her kids and grandkids at the end. Basically, she's right about her life. There's always another handsome guy throwing himself at her feet at every stage of life. Somehow she manages to have a family in there, and more men on tap. If there is a message here it's being brutally undecut by the story itself.

NewHeavenSockman - 2015-02-23

um, at the end it's revealed that the children were actually just her fantasies and she's just baking cookies and having conversations with herself

so really the message is that if someone dumps you for not being good enough, you're lucky because they're probably fucking insane and have a refrigerator of skinned dudes and pillsbury cookie dough

infinite zest - 2015-02-23

Shit.. if the 3 coffee cups at the end are a metaphor for the 3 people in her life that got away, I'd be like that empty banquet hall in that Vice N. Korea documentary where every table is set, food and all and nobody's there :(

Oscar Wildcat - 2015-02-23

So she's so lonely and desperate at the end she is hallucinating company, yet she won't invite the last guy up for the coffee she's serving her hallucinations?

It's ironic that everyone above is focusing on the dubbing, when the story itself is such a load of horseshit. I still stand by my assertion that the story deeply undercuts the message, but I'll freely admit that NHS could be correct in the interpretation at the end. Why not?

TeenerTot - 2015-02-24

Hey guys,
If you want to have sex with a girl, don't use the sales pitch "I want to impregnate you for your own good."

That guy - 2015-02-24

I am just about sure that that line has been used to positive effect. You can say just about anything you want if you find the right girl first.

The New Meat - 2015-03-13







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