WELL DID YOU GET THE EGGS??!

YOU HAVE KILLED THE ROOSTER!

YOU ARE NOW OUR NEW MATE!

WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Let's be honest, most of us wouldn't stand a chance against a giant rooster.

And most of us would only fare slightly better against a guy in a giant rubber rooster suit.

Keep boxing that chicken.

That was such a wonderful surprise, I had no idea that was coming. 5 stars.

That cock is a sucker

This was one of those movies that used to show up regularly on the local station's Saturday night "creature feature" and the whole thing is worth watching.

It's one of my favorites because the "hero" is borderline incompetent and nearly gets everyone killed.

For the last line.

I wish they would reboot FOTG as an A-level flick. Those wasps and rats were fucking terrifying.

... and that big pecker scared the shit outta me when I was a kid!

(joke courtesy of Mr. K. Garcia, KY. USA)

Take that, you motherclucker!