Stop trying to involve your equine sex obsession in every post you make. It's cringeworthy.

my fetish is utterly ridiculous but you dont hear me going on about it unless its video-relevant!

If you can't understand the connection between ponies and combat sunglasses, then there's something wrong with you.

Am I the only one left without some kind of ridiculous fetish? I feel so 20th century.

prety soon vanilla missionary sex will be considered a fetish due to it's rarity

There are already plenty of people with a Rarity fetish.

Actually, Gmork, it's totally relevant. Read what I wrote again. I asked if Silver Spoon's Spoon-Glaive would stand up to the Cold Steel tests.

What do you think? Weapons are your ridiculous fetish; you'd probably have some valid input on that matter.

If over-the-top weapons are your fetish, you should consider watching Nanoha and Dog Days.

They clearly are, otherwise, he wouldn't have one-starred this submission for mocking his fetish.

If I had to fuck a pony I'd totally put Applejack in a chokehold and go brokeback mountain on her virgin horse vagina.


Only if I had to of course

Wouldn't the term "brokeback mountain" imply cowboy sodomy? One would "go brokeback mountain" on Big Mac or Gaeburn, not Applejack, surely?

Or do you mean brokeback mountain as in that scene at the end, where the normie cowboys beat Donnie Darko to death?

Dude, spoilers! I haven't seen that episode of MLP yet!

No, it's a movie from like ten years ago. A human movie.

Sorry about the spoilers.

Not cool oddeye. You don't go talking about my favorite pony like that. Nobody or no pony sexually assaults Applejack.

isn't she a cowgirl? Besides, she would totally be into it.

This is going to sound sexist and racist, but if she tries to buck you off of her, that probably means she's into it.

No, she's a farmgirl, you dork. And Brokeback was famously gay, not famously cowperson. If you want some descriptive imagery for buggering Applejack, you should try something like, I dunno, "go Billy Ray Cyrus on her", which would work because Ashleigh Ball based AJ's voice on Miley, and also AJ REALLY loves her family.

Farmgirls are cowgirls more or less, right? Also I have no idea what this Cyrus stuff is or what you mean by REALLY loving her family.

Chokehold to brokeback assfuckery is my half mashup of Iron Sheik's camel clutch backbreak to humbling anal rape.

Well, *assfuckery* would make sense, but you specifically said you were going to brokeback *on her vagina*! You're changing your story. Is this a troll. Are you trolling me?

Miley and Billy Ray is a reference to the Miley Cyrus incest scandal. Miley is one of the most high profile pro-incest celebrities, right up there with Brooke Hogan.

You've got Miley in your country, right? If not, Hollywood's pretty much done with her - the sacrifice is over, the fertility ritual complete - so she'll probably be over there soon.

Applejack is a dignified lady. She just wouldn't go that way.

She only acts dignified when she's trying to get with Trenderhoof.

They say the lenses won't shatter or crack, but those lenses look pretty shattered and cracked to me. The only weapon that doesn't leave the lenses functionally ruined are the fists, and I don't have to worry about fists, because nobody ever hits a guy with glasses.

When it happens...I won't even notice. I'll be too busy lookin' good.

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Yes, but these are still impressive sun glasses. All bouncers should wear these.

This isn't that big a deal, though, regular composite prescription lenses have been able to stop bullets* for decades. At least according to all of the posters up at the optometrist's office in middle school showing photos of .38 slugs being stopped by mid priced composite lenses.



*disregarding the part where the lens gets forged out of the frame, through your eye and into your skull. BUT WITHOUT SHATTERING.

I was thinking the same thing. Can this really be a COLD STEEL (TM) product with the BOOT FULL OF MEAT (TM)?

combat sandals with tactical socks.

Any assailant who sees your sunglasses are unharmed after you've taken a war hammer to the face will surely flee in terror.

I loled!